September 29th, 2008 10:58 EST
Sarah Palin Carved Into Cornfield
"An Ohio farmer would like to invite you to get lost inside the head of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
A 16-acre corn maze near the town of Whitehouse has been carved in Palin`s likeness, complete with her familiar updo hairstyle and eyeglasses."
Palin`s likeness is on such a huge scale, that it can only be made out from the sky. That`s a good thing because it would be kind of scary to live next door to a huge image of Palin.
The farmer makes a few bucks by driving tourists through the corn rows that make up Palin`s head. There`s no truth to the rumor that tourists were rendered dizzy after exploring Palin`s head.
It took an artist about eight hours to create the likeness of Palin, that`s probably as long as it takes her to fix her hair.
Palin belongs in a corn maze in a hick town and not in the Rose Garden, let`s hope that she goes down in defeat in November.