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Published:September 29th, 2008 10:58 EST
Sarah Palin Carved Into Cornfield

Sarah Palin Carved Into Cornfield

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Ohio farmer would like to invite you to get lost inside the head of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

A 16-acre corn maze near the town of Whitehouse has been carved in Palin`s likeness, complete with her familiar updo hairstyle and eyeglasses."

Associated Press

Palin`s likeness is on such a huge scale, that it can only be made out from the sky. That`s a good thing because it would be kind of scary to live next door to a huge image of Palin.

The farmer makes a few bucks by driving tourists through the corn rows that make up Palin`s head. There`s no truth to the rumor that tourists were rendered dizzy after exploring Palin`s head.

It took an artist about eight hours to create the likeness of Palin, that`s probably as long as it takes her to fix her hair.

Palin belongs in a corn maze in a hick town and not in the Rose Garden, let`s hope that she goes down in defeat in November.