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Published:October 4th, 2008 12:04 EST
Sarah Palin Lookalike Stars In Adult Film

Sarah Palin Lookalike Stars In Adult Film

By Robert Paul Reyes

"American publisher Larry Flynt has shot an adult movie with a porn star who resembles US Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin."

Sarah Palin

If the porn actress was paid a measly $3,000 to portray Sarah Palin, how much would a porn actor playing Joe Biden receive, $30?

If tradition holds Flynt`s p*rn flick won`t have much of a plot, it will be a series of romantic encounters with a few brief interludes of inane conversation. If, god forbid, Palin becomes president one day, her administration will be marked by a royal screwing of the American public with a few interludes of inane speeches.

I hope the soundtrack of the movie doesn`t include any of Palin`s patented "you betchas", that will surely squelch any romantic feelings.

I have no intention of watching Flynt`s film, and I hope I don`t have to watch the spectacle of Palin taking the oath of office as vice-president of the United States.