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Published:October 13th, 2008 21:01 EST
Sarah Palin Is So Clueless She Mistook Supporters For Hecklers

Sarah Palin Is So Clueless She Mistook Supporters For Hecklers

By Robert Paul Reyes

With every passing day it becomes more obvious that Sarah Palin has more wide open space in her head than the great state of Alaska.

At a rally in Richmond, VA. the crowd couldn`t hear Palin so they shouted: We can`t hear you!

"Palin appeared flustered as she stopped reading from the prepared remarks, which were coming across her teleprompter.

`I would hope at least that those protesters have the courage and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right to protest!` she admonished the confused crowd."

The phrase "confused crowd" is an oxymoron when it`s in reference to a Sarah Palin rally. When I hear snippets of Palin`s interviews or stump speech I feel like my head has been shaken violently. Palin makes as much sense as a crackhead who suffers from dyslexia.

I`m not surprised that Palin appeared flustered when she looked away from the teleprompter. Palin is like one of those talking dolls with a string on her back, pull the string and she utters a sound bite. But if the string breaks, she will be rendered mute.

Palin is so clueless she can`t tell her supporters from hecklers, it was the First Dude who whispered in her ear that she had just rebuked her fans.

When Palin is flustered she automatically resorts to patriotism, the first refuge of a scoundrel. She invoked veterans to try to silence what she thought were hecklers.

Palin`s conservative fans refuse to open their eyes and they think she can do no wrong -- they are hopeless. But I hope that the undecided voters will realize that it would be a colossal mistake to vote for such a clueless person