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Published:February 11th, 2009 11:52 EST
Porn Star Stormy Daniels May Run For Louisiana Senate Seat

Porn Star Stormy Daniels May Run For Louisiana Senate Seat

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

 

"Fans of porn star Stormy Daniels are drafting her to run for the U.S. Senate seat in Louisiana now held by Republican Sen. David Vitter. And it`s no racy gimmick, they say.

The Draft Stormy Web site says that "2010 presents the Pelican State with the opportunity to start with a clean slate -- to elect a representative that we can be proud of, who will work tirelessly, and who will challenge the status quo. We at the Draft Stormy campaign feel that Baton Rouge native Stormy Daniels is best suited to fulfill these duties." http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/09/senate.porn.candidate/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

At first glance the prospect of a porn star in the Senate seems like a sign of the end times. But upon further review there are some benefits to having an adult film star in Congress.

Americans want transparency from our elected leaders, we are tired of politicians who hide the truth from their constituents. Stormy Daniels has nothing to hide, she stands naked before her fans and her prospective constituents.

We have too many career politicians in Congress, during the first few decades of our democracy patriots would serve only one term in Congress and then return to their primary occupations: Farming, business, banking etc. Stormy is not a career pol, she`s a neophyte who would enact change that we can believe in.

There are many politicians who have dirty secrets and are susceptible to blackmail. Stormy can never be blackmailed, all her sexual shenanigans are available on DVD, Blueray, and on the Internet.

I`m not familiar with Stormy`s body of work or her political ideology, but if she`s a liberal I wish her all the luck in the world. Certainly, she would be an improvement over the incumbent. Vitter is a conservative Republican who railed against sexual immorality and then was ensnared in the D.C Madam scandal.

Stormy hasn`t ruled out a run for the Senate, she`s planning a listening tour around Louisiana to talk about issues that really matter to everyday people. It might be a listening tour for Stormy, but it will be an ogling tour for her many fans who want to catch a glimpse of the beauty.

The notion of a porn star serving in the Senate is not as preposterous as it may sound. Italy has already beaten us to the punch, Italians elected porn star Ilona Staller to the parliament a few years ago.