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Published:December 5th, 2009 09:36 EST
Freaky Tiger Woods Loved Having "Ambien Sex" With Rachel Uchitel

Freaky Tiger Woods Loved Having "Ambien Sex" With Rachel Uchitel

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A tireless Tiger Woods - famous for his drive - allegedly teed up his sex life by popping Ambien sleeping pills with a purported high-society siren hot for a tipsy tumble.

Rachel Uchitel, the 34-year-old Big Apple tart who has gone under the covers since being named as Tiger`s sex toy, is alleged to have told friends she experimented with the insomnia medicine for sex, RadarOnline.com reported.

`Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, `You know you have crazier sex on Ambien, you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex,` RadarOnline said."

Boston Herald.Com/Joe Dwinell and Jessica Heslam

The jock sniffers who insist that the scandal enveloping Tiger Woods won`t affect his earning potential must be high on Ambien. Tiger is damaged goods, and in a few years he will be doing commercials for Honest Dave`s Used Car Emporium.

Rachel Uchitel may not be speaking (million-dollar payout?), but her girlfriends aren`t hesitant to tell all about Tiger. The public Tiger is circumspect and a gentleman, but the real Tiger is a freak-a-leak who views women as sexual objects. The real Tiger has no qualms about cheating on his wife, and mixing sex with drugs.

Tiger must still be under an Ambien haze, he`s done everything wrong in handling his scandal. Instead of being a man and facing the public, he hides in his mansion like a girly man and issues apologies on his Web site.

Tiger may have been under the influence of Ambien when he crashed into the fire hydrant. Tiger`s neighbors found him on the street shoeless and snoring.

The only consolation for Tiger is that maybe Ambein will hire him as a spokesperson.

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