December 16th, 2009 12:08 EST
Cougar Stalks Tiger Woods
"Tiger Wood`s dad taught him how to golf, but Theresa Rogers says she showed him what to do in the sack.
The latest woman linked to the golfing great reportedly bragged to her buddies that she showed Woods "everything he needed to know to be a great lover."
A 40-something South Florida bombshell, Rogers had been outed earlier by Radar as one of the disgraced golf great`s longest-serving gal pals - and apparently his oldest." Read more
The world`s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods, is taking a break from golf, but we are still closely following his statistics. Not how many birdies or eagles he makes, but how many of his skanks come out of the woodwork.
Tiger`s ho`s are all blond (bottled or natural), white, and well-endowed (natural or plastic). The latest bimbo is all of these things, but she`s in her late forties.
Theresa Rogers isn`t a young woman that Tiger can boss around, this bold cougar claims that she taught the disgraced golfer everything he knows in the bedroom.
The forty-something cougar has had a sexual relationship with Tiger for over five years, and she must be proud of Tiger, he has put the sexual tricks that she has taught him to good use.
Rogers may be a skanky cougar, but she`s no fool, she`s hired the barracuda lawyer, Gloria Allred, to represent her. Watch out Tiger, this cougar has you by the ... tail.
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