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Published:January 14th, 2010 17:01 EST
Is Playboy Tiger Woods In Sex-Rehab?

Is Playboy Tiger Woods In Sex-Rehab?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"TIGER Woods was last night at the centre of a riddle over claims he has checked into a sex-addiction clinic.

The love-rat golfer is said to be on a strict six-week programme at a £5,000-a-week centre in South Africa.

Johnny Graaff, boss of Cape Town`s exclusive Montrose Place clinic, said yesterday he could neither confirm nor deny Tiger was there.

The dad of two is also reported to have been treated at a similar clinic in Arizona, US."

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Writers for the British tabloids aren`t afraid to open a thesaurus or their imaginations. Writers for the major American newspapers always try to be politically-correct, describing Tiger Woods as a sex-addict. Leave it to a UK tabloid to label the disgraced golfer a "love-rat." Tiger is now a rat, a love-rat at that!

Tiger`s biggest problem isn`t his promiscuity, it`s his arrogance. It`s the scoundrel`s pride that led him to believe that he could get away with being a scumbag horn dog in this age of 24/7 cable news and the Internet. It`s Tiger`s pride that has him convinced that he doesn`t need to face the public and the press.

Forget the sex-rehab nonsense, the dirtbag golfer needs pride-rehab. Tiger needs to be grilled by a seasoned and tough reporter. Of course that rules out Oprah Winfrey, who would never be tough on an African American, even one who thinks he isn`t black.

Let Tiger Woods enter the no-spin zone with Bill O`Reilly, the crotchety news personality from Fox News would tear him apart. O`Reilly isn`t a fair and balanced reporter, but Tiger doesn`t deserve to be treated fairly, he needs a smart a** like O`Reilly to break him down.

After a few minutes with O`Reilly, Tiger would be exposed as a no-good love-rat.

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