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Published:August 10th, 2011 13:50 EST

Ouch! Lady Blows Off Fingers With Fireworks

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said a woman attempting to use fireworks to wake up her boyfriend ended up losing three fingers."


The fireworks exploded before the hapless woman could throw them out the front door, and the explosion tore off her thumb, middle and ring fingers.


This poor woman can`t curse her fate, by flipping the bird. But in a positive note she probably won`t need he ring finger, her boyfriend is not about to marry a woman who exercises such poor judgement.

At least the woman succeeded in waking up her lover, if the explosion didn`t rouse him from his deep sleep, her screams definitely did the trick.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that could had been drinking.

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