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Published:August 30th, 2012 12:04 EST

Snake In Dashboard Scares Poop Out Of Driver

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A driver was on Interstate 40 in Knoxville late Tuesday when he was startled to discover he had an unwelcome passenger. He called for help, and state troopers said they could see the snake inside the dashboard but could not reach it.


The car was towed to West Side Honda so the dashboard could be removed."


Employees of the Tennessee Honda dealer were unable to find the snake; I couldn`t blame them if they weren`t trying too hard to find it.

Snakes on a plane may be scary, but a snake in the dashboard of your car is terrifying. A snake in the dashboard probably means poop on the driver`s seat.

If I saw a snake in my car I wouldn`t be too embarrassed to call for animal control, the FBI and a swat team.

The snake probably wandered off during the night; I hope he doesn`t get run over by a car.

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