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Published:May 5th, 2013 11:53 EST

Chris Christie Squishes Spider: Children Applaud, PETA Outraged! Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Republican New Jersey governor Chris Christie released a video Friday on his official Youtube account in which he smashes a spider with his fist while surrounded by schoolchildren, prompting criticism from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)."


The Daily Caller

Is there any person in the United States who expected Governor Chris Christie to daintily pick up the spider, and gently drop it out of a window? Didn`t think so!

I`m just mildly surprised that the portly politician didn`t pop the spider into his mouth, and thereby traumatize the fourth graders.

Gov. Christie tends to follow his own muse, and if he doesn`t even care what his fellow Republicans think of him, I`m sure he doesn`t give a rat`s ass that he`s offended PETA`s tender sensibilities.

The students weren`t offended or scared when Christie crushed the spider to death, in fact they applauded his decisive action.

PETA needs to get real; Christie has sat down and crushed thousands of insects with his humongous behind.

PETA needs to save their outrage for the sadists who torture, kill and abuse dogs, cats and other animals. Nobody is going to take PETA seriously if they get their panties in a twist because somebody killed a spider.

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