December 18th, 2013 10:13 EST
UFO Turns Out To Be Trash Bags Filled With Helium: Video
"A UFO described as a big black blob was photographed over the town of Ellensburg, Washington on Tuesday. The witness says it `expanded and contracted like some kind of jagged, geometric puffer fish."
UFOs are usually sleek, silver and streamlined, and capable of moving quicker than any man-made object.
But this week terrified residents of a small town in Washington reported seeing a UFO that looks like a black blob or a giant puffer fish.
This UFO wasn`t zipping through at mind-numbing speed, it was lazily hovering in the sky.
How to explain this weird UFO, isn`t the recreational use of marijuana legal in the state of Washington?
Is the black blob an alien spacecraft piloted by aliens with old-school technology? Or is it just so much marijuana smoke?
"The Daily Record" newspaper concluded the object was "balloons, trash bags somehow filled with helium or trash bags full of balloons were likely culprits.` "
Ain`t that the truth, 99.999% of UFO reports are garbage!