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Published:February 6th, 2014 11:22 EST

Man Faces $4,000 Fine and Jail Time for Urinating on Alamo: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in San Antonio, Texas, said a man who pleaded guilty to charges of urinating on the Alamo will pay a $4,000 and could serve jail time.


Bexar County District Attorney Susan Reed announced Daniel Athens, 23, of El Paso, pleaded guilty Tuesday to a felony count of criminal mischief of a public monument or place of human burial."


If a creep urinated on the Golden Gate Bridge he would receive only a slap on the wrist, but if you urinate on the Alamo you`re lucky if you don`t get your family jewels handed to you on a silver platter.

When this sorry excuse for a human being urinated on the Alamo, he wasn`t politely requested to holster his Johnson; he was immediately tackled to the ground by a member of the Alamo Rangers and placed under arrest.

Texans, even those behind bars, respect the Alamo and all it stands for, the jailbirds will make Athens time behind bars a living hell.

Moral of this story: Don`t mess with Texas!

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