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Published:January 6th, 2009 17:18 EST
Coffee Shop

Topless Coffee Shop To Open In Small Town

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A one-time motel in a small central Maine town could soon be offering an eye-opening way to start the day - topless coffee shop waitresses. The Vassalboro Planning Board on Tuesday will consider a business permit request for a topless coffee shop on busy Route 3."

Coffee Shop

The Associated Press

When the building was a motel I`m sure that a lot of topless activity went on in those rooms. A topless coffee shop is a more respectable enterprise than a seedy motel in the outskirts of town.

If I`m ever in Maine I`ll check out the topless restaurant, but if a topless waitress asks me "Do you want milk with your coffee", I would be afraid to answer in the affirmative.

I`m sure I wouldn`t be the only boob that the topless establishment will attract, when confronted with a pair of mammary glands most men act like infants.

I hope that the topless restaurant obtains a business permit, its titillating concept is a recipe for success.