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Published:June 5th, 2008 16:52 EST
The Elephant Man (not in association with the David Lynch film)

The Elephant Man (not in association with the David Lynch film)

By Chris Minetree

When you`re in art school and you find out that ?Life Drawing` means that you`re going to be drawing naked chicks, it doesn`t sound like that bad of a deal.  The two hour class will consist of you sitting there staring at naked chicks and drawing them.  Plus you don`t get yelled at for staring at them or get slapped with a pesky restraining order.  

 

It all sounds spiffy until you find out those naked chicks are 55 years old and have more wrinkles than a California raisin. Yuck.

 

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