June 3rd, 2010 19:03 EST
Will Says... Fire in the hole is better than oil in the hole!
Why don`t we just take care of this oil thing the good ole American way... explosives! Watch any adventure movie; it is always solved with a stick of dynamite. Drop in the hole, run, hole collapses.
Meet the head of BP`s emergency response team.
But if we seal the well, we stop making bank!
Jed`s team of crack pot experts.
Were the BP Billies!