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Published:June 3rd, 2010 19:03 EST

Will Says... Fire in the hole is better than oil in the hole!

By Will Roberts

 

Will Says...

Why don`t we just take care of this oil thing the good ole American way... explosives! Watch any adventure movie; it is always solved with a stick of dynamite. Drop in the hole, run, hole collapses.

 

Meet the head of BP`s emergency response team.

 

Jed CLAMP-it

 

But if we seal the well, we stop making bank!

 

Jed`s team of crack pot experts.

Were the BP Billies!

 

Twitter: WillRogersUSA