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Published:June 3rd, 2010 18:03 EST
Will Says... Fire in the hole is better than oil in the hole!

Will Says... Fire in the hole is better than oil in the hole!

By Will Roberts

 

Will Says...

Why don`t we just take care of this oil thing the good ole American way... explosives! Watch any adventure movie; it is always solved with a stick of dynamite. Drop in the hole, run, hole collapses.

 

Meet the head of BP`s emergency response team.

 

Jed CLAMP-it

 

But if we seal the well, we stop making bank!

 

Jed`s team of crack pot experts.

Were the BP Billies!

 

Twitter: WillRogersUSA