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Published:June 29th, 2010 21:19 EST

Smoking cigs don't make you kool, but blowing bubbles do!

By Will Roberts

Normally I save my Manners Matters message for Monday. But seems like over the weekend the President was caught chewing gum, with his mouth open.

Now, I am a religious gum chewer, helps keep rhythm while spinning my rope. But don`t show it or blow it.I`ve tried to quit smoking, but no one likes a quitter.At least I`m not chain smoking... wouldn`t you?FYI, I had a doctors note for that gum.

I need to CHANGE this gum! It`s gettin old!

Maybe if I had blown a big bubble, it would have popped up my approval ratings!