May 28th, 2008 07:48 EST
The Sen. Larry Craig Bobble Foot Novelty Toy
Many baseball fans have a bobble head doll of their favorite player, but a minor league baseball team is giving a new meaning to "bobble head."
"The St. Paul Saints will give away 2,500 `bobble foot` dolls before Sunday`s game at Midway Stadium.
The baseball team says the promotion, which coincides with National Tap Dance Day, is `in tribute to all their toe-tapping friends and fans from around the nation who may ever have set foot in Minneapolis-St. Paul " even for just a change of planes. The one-of-a-kind collector`s item depicts a restroom stall and a bobble foot peaking out from underneath.`"
Quotation from USA Today
The novelty item is really in tribute to a certain senator with a wide stance and restless foot syndrome who was caught in a St. Paul airport restroom playing footsie with an undercover vice cop.
Sen. Larry Craig (Mr. I`m Not Gay), who is too timid to come out of the closet, is now a bobble foot forever trapped inside a restroom stall.
If a parent gives his daughter a bobble foot, I pray for the sake of her Ken doll`s innocence that she doesn`t try to get Ken to use the bobble foot restroom stall. But, then again, Ken might be all too happy to enter that particular restroom stall-- we`ve all heard rumors about Ken`s sexual orientation.
All this kidding is in good fun, I`m a strong supporter of gay rights. It`s Republican hypocrites who support anti-gay legislation and then engage in gay sex who make me mad.