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Published:September 7th, 2008 12:26 EST
Guy In Wheelchair Robs 7-Eleven Of Condoms and A Red Bull

Guy In Wheelchair Robs 7-Eleven Of Condoms and A Red Bull

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened."

Associated Press

This guy should be hired by a circus, it`s quite a feat to maneuver a wheelchair while juggling a bat, a knife, ten boxes of condoms and an energy drink.

I don`t think that the energy drink was an afterthought, if he stole ten boxes of condoms he`s going to need an energy drink.

I wouldn`t be too upset if this joker is never caught, the prices at 7-Eleven are highway robbery. If you buy a Slim Jim, a Slurpee and a pint of milk, it will deplete the funds in your ATM card.

But how hard can it be to catch this clown? The cops should just follow a trail of used condoms and Red Bull cans.