September 25th, 2008 13:05 EST
Huge Pig Terrorizes Old Lady For Ten Days
"A pony-size pig who held an Australian woman hostage for 10 days inside her home will be removed on Wednesday to a piggery, where his bacon will be saved by a stint on stud duties, rangers said.
The 80 kg (176 pound) pig, nicknamed Bruce, kept self-confessed animal lover Caroline Hayes, 63, in her farmhouse near Uki, in northern New South Wales State, with aggressive demands to be fed, even headbutting her bedroom door at night.
`I picked up a broom and poked him out with it and he snapped it in half with his mouth,` Hayes told Australian media."
Let me see if I understand this correctly, this fat pig holds a poor old lady hostage in her home for 10 days and then he`s rewarded by being dispatched to pig heaven?
I don`t feel sorry for the old lady; a pig as big as a pony should be kept in a barn -- not inside a house.
I`m also an animal lover, but I think that pig should be on display at a grocery store in the form of bacon, pork rinds, pork chops and ham.
If I terrorize the sweet old lady who lives next door to me, will I be rewarded with a 7-day stay at the Playboy Mansion?
All`s well that ends well. The old woman is happy now that she has reclaimed her home, and we can only imagine how happy the humongous pig is in the stud farm.