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Published:March 24th, 2009 16:54 EST
Cops Looking For Woman Who Stole Breasts

Cops Looking For Woman Who Stole Breasts

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"An Orange County, Calif. woman is accused of stealing a pair of new breasts and then going on the lam.

Yvonne Pampellonne, 30, allegedly used a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implant exchange, according to the Huntington Beach Police Department." http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Woman-Allegedly-Steals-New-Breasts.html

In these hard economic times many have resorted to shoplifting and identity theft to make ends meet. But it`s hard to feel sympathy for a woman who used a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implant.

Identity theft is a horrible crime, the perp isn`t stealing from a big corporation that has insurance to cover losses from fraud, but from a hardworking individual.

Does the All Points Bulletin read: Be on the lookout for a blond with perky new breasts.

When this boob is apprehended I hope her fake boobs are surgically removed, after all they are stolen goods and should be returned to the plastic surgeon.