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Published:June 4th, 2009 13:02 EST
Lady Brings Home 3 Strangers From A Bar And Chaos Ensues

Lady Brings Home 3 Strangers From A Bar And Chaos Ensues

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities said an argument over a pair of shoes led to criminal charges against a southwestern Illinois woman and her dad. Prosecutors charged the 24-year-old woman with criminal property damage, while her 47-year-old dad was accused of aggravated battery.

Madison County Sheriff`s Capt. Brad Wells said the daughter invited three people from a bar to her home early Monday, and an argument erupted over a pair of shoes."
The Associated Press

When you come home from a bar in the wee hours, an argument is likely to break out over shoes, UFO`s, Oprah Winfrey or just about anything else.

A woman who brings home three strangers from a bar has more in common with a prostitute than a Sunday school teacher. The 47-year-old father should kick his wayward daughter out of his house; she`s old enough to fend for herself.

In a turn of events that could have been predicted by anyone with half a brain, the woman and her guests started fighting. The father intervened on behalf of his charming daughter, and for his troubles he was arrested.

You don`t have to be a philosopher to figure out the moral of this story: If your daughter brings home three strangers from a bar late at night, she`s a skank and needs to be kicked to the curb.