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Published:June 10th, 2009 10:25 EST
Surfer Smuggles Weed On Surfboard

Surfer Smuggles Weed On Surfboard

By Robert Paul Reyes


"The Border Patrol said a man has been arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle 24 pounds of marijuana ashore on his surfboard off the San Diego County coast. The man was spotted Sunday morning about 200 yards off Imperial Beach, near the Mexican border.

The Border Patrol said the man threw a blue duffel bag into the water when agents ordered him to come ashore. The man was arrested in the water." The Associated Press

The police will never catch a bad guy trying to smuggle heroin or cocaine on his surfboard, only a stoner would have the laidback-style to pull of such an outrageous stunt.

If a drug dealer did smuggle heroin on his surfboard, he would have a machine gun attached to it. The surfer dude probably wasn`t armed with anything more dangerous than a bong.

Pot smoking surfer dudes are cool; I can`t say the same about the cops. The anal-retentive geeks arrested the surfer dude in the water. Not cool!

I hope the surfer dude has a private stash of weed at home, he`s going to need it after all this drama.