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Published:July 29th, 2009 10:36 EST
Would You Hand Over Your Money To A Bikini-Clad Bandit?

Would You Hand Over Your Money To A Bikini-Clad Bandit?

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A 24-year-old woman has been charged with carjacking and assault after taking a car and trying to rob a Southaven business on Thursday, all while wearing swimming attire." CYNTHIA BULLION/DeSoto Times-Tribune

The victim of the carjacking gave up her vehicle to the bikini-clad criminal without a fight. The hottie obviously wasn`t packing heat, there was no place where she could hide a weapon.

The scantily-clad Morgan Haley is sizzling hot, I would also have surrender my car to her without a struggle. In fact, if she had asked me to be her accomplice for the robbery, I would have given it serious consideration.

If an attractive lady wears a bikini while holding up a business, it`s actually not a bad idea. The witnesses might be too busy checking out her curves to remember her face.

If Morgan`s lawyer counsels her to wear her bikini during her trial, I guarantee she`ll get away with it as long as there`s one guy on the jury.