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Published:August 15th, 2009 12:34 EST
Drunk German Bride Found Unconscious In BMW Embracing Crate Of Vodka

Drunk German Bride Found Unconscious In BMW Embracing Crate Of Vodka

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A BRIDE in Germany spent her wedding night unconscious next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of a car and had to be rescued by police when the BMW began to overheat in the sun.

Police in Cologne said the 30-year-old didn`t wake up even when they smashed the car window to get her out."
This story was tucked away in the odd news section of Yahoo News. Most people who read it probably chuckled, and then checked the important news of the day.

But I`m very intrigued by this fascinating incident, and I wish an investigative journalist had been assigned to cover it.

There are many questions left unanswered, and inquiring minds want to know all the details.

A young woman dreams of spending her wedding night with her husband in a bed covered with rose petals; what were the circumstances that lead this bride to spend her wedding night alone in the back seat of a car next to a crate of vodka?

Did the bride come to the conclusion that it`s better to sleep with a crate of vodka than to spend the rest of her life with her husband?

I can`t imagine that her husband got mad at her, and dispatched her with the BMW and the crate of vodka. Most guys treasure a beemer more than any woman or even a crate of vodka.

The woman told police that she had no idea what happened to her husband or the car keys. Something tells me this marriage may end up getting annulled.