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Published:September 16th, 2009 21:02 EST
Video: Naked Motorcyclist Arrested For Drunk Driving

Video: Naked Motorcyclist Arrested For Drunk Driving

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said a man spotted riding his motorcycle without any clothes on was arrested and charged with driving under the influence.

Marion County Sheriff`s Capt. Mike Rolls said he saw the man, identified as Dante Krauss, 45, of Dunnellon, riding without any clothing or a helmet early Tuesday, the Ocala (Fla.) Star-Banner reported Wednesday." UPI

Riding a motorcycle is a very dangerous undertaking, that`s why motorcyclists wear a helmet and enough leather to make a PETA member mad as hell.

A man riding his bike without a helmet, drunk as a skunk, and naked as a jaybird is on a suicide mission. If this joker had crashed, at the very least he would have had a severe case of road rash. These are painful bruises and scrapes sustained by bikers who have been hurt due to motorcycle accidents. This idiot risked his manhood having been scrapped off -- nevermind what the asphalt would have done to his head.

Watch the video of this clown`s arrest, it will make you feel better knowing that you have never done anything this stupid in your life.