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Published:January 7th, 2010 10:52 EST
Nudists Outraged: Carcass Of Sea Lion Buried Near Nude Beach

Nudists Outraged: Carcass Of Sea Lion Buried Near Nude Beach

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Just when the ongoing battle between beach nudists and parks officials appeared to be cooling off, along comes a sea lion carcass.

State parks officials buried the 10-foot rotting carcass near Trail 6 on a San Onofre beach. The beach was clothing-optional until a 2008 crackdown on nudity.

Although people still sunbathe naked on the beach, the sea lion has become a malodorous deterrent, according to the naturists." Read More

Don`t go to a nude beach expecting to ogle at hot chicks who look like Angelina Jolie or Lindsay Lohan, most nude sunbathers resemble Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O`Donnell. In fact I`ve seen nude sunbathers who are dead ringers for a beached whale or a sea lion.

The park officials should be commended for burying the rotting carcass near the nude beach. If I were a park official, I would bury some of the nudists in the beach so they wouldn`t mar the beautiful scenery.

If the nudists want to enjoy the beach and the sun, they can put on some drawers and go to the regular beach.

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