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Published:February 21st, 2010 18:08 EST
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Crazy Dude Wearing Only Undies Hops On Hood Of Girlfriend's Moving Car

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police expect to file charges against a 57-year-old man who was wearing only underwear in frigid temperatures when he hopped on the hood of his girlfriend`s moving car during an argument."

The man`s girlfriend is only 28-years-old, and when there is such a wide disparity in age, a couple is an object of derision. People will point and exclaim: Look at that old codger with that hot young girl!

Needless to say the last thing on Earth the old guy should have done was to hop on the hood of his girlfriend`s moving car dressed only in his drawers. Now the couple will really be ridiculed, there`s no way this May-December romance can survive this embarrassing episode.

The woman had a bruise under her eye, most likely the result of domestic violence. The lady needs to kick this underpants-clad loser to the curb! I`m sure she can find a man her age who doesn`t have a penchant for hopping on the hood of her car clad only in his underwear.

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