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Published:March 2nd, 2010 13:52 EST
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Dude Goes Bonkers In Hotel Room! Nukes Alarm Clock

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"A man shot up the inside of an Albion hotel room and then surrendered to police Sunday morning.

He checked in Saturday night and said he needed a room for the night, Turpin said. She did not know what caused the man to start shooting. He destroyed the inside of the hotel room, shooting the bed, a window, the walls and the ceiling. He also put the room`s alarm clock in the microwave and turned on the microwave.

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felonious assault, possession of a firearm while committing a felony, destruction of property and reckless discharge of a firearm, according to the release." Read More


The dude left behind a note saying, "God delivered me from evil and placed me in Albion." When a person is on a mission from God, he won`t stop until he empties his gun. I hope he won`t complain when God places him behind bars.

Nobody knows what set the man off, maybe the maid didn`t leave a mint on his pillow.

The man shot everything inside the motel room, and then for good measure he nuked the alarm cock. I can understand a sleepy head tossing an alarm clock outside a window, but nuking it is just wrong.

Most of our electronic devices like watches, cell phones and laptops have an alarm feature, I can`t remember the last time I saw an alarm clock. The dude probably placed the alarm clock inside the microwave because he didn`t know what the heck it was.

The god-fearing gentleman was charged with felonious assault, possession of a firearm while committing a felony, destruction of property and reckless discharge of a firearm.

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