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Published:March 6th, 2010 13:30 EST
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Woman Suffers A Very Embarrassing Moment

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing `suspicious noises` in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.

embarrassed smileyPolice then `wished her a nice evening and left.`"


The poor woman was embarrassed, but it could have been worse if the bomb squad had been summoned.

A vibrator may turn a lady on, but it doesn`t turn on by itself, I wonder what happened. Was the woman making use of the device when she got a phone call, and she got up to answer the phone and forgot to turn the thing off?

After the cops left, was the lady so mad at herself that she destroyed the vibrator? Or did she decide to take the officer`s advice and "have a nice evening", and use the vibrator for its intended purpose? Enquiring minds want to know!

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