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Published:May 8th, 2010 20:29 EST
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The Lord Jesus Christ Run Over By Car

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man struck at a pedestrian crosswalk earlier this week turned out not to be any ordinary man, but `Lord Jesus Christ.`

jesus chrsitAccording to the Associated Press, the man was crossing a street in Northampton, Massachusetts on Tuesday, when a woman failed to stop and ran him over, causing minor facial injuries."

The Jesus Christ of The Gospels was able to wallk on water without drowning or sustaining any injuries. But the Lord Jesus Christ of Massachusetts wasn`t able to cross a street without being hit by a car.
The Jesus of the Bible was able to make the blind see, the lame walk and the deaf hear. But this faux Jesus wasn`t able to heal the lacerations on his face, he was taken to a hospital for treatment of his injuries.
The real Jesus forgave the soldiers who crucified him, there`s no word is this Jesus joker forgave the woman who ran him over.

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