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Published:May 23rd, 2010 14:04 EST

Dude Sucked Into Sausage-Seasoning Machine

By Robert Paul Reyes

According to wire reports a cleaning man was rushed to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making factory.

sausageThis isn`t a gruesome tale about a hapless janitor who is sucked into a sausage machine, and emerges as a package of Jimmy Dean sausages.

The machine the dude was sucked into doesn`t mince meat, it seasons meat. The housekeeping dude wasn`t turned into a sausage, he merely came out of the contraption smelling like a sausage.

I don`t understand why the fool was rushed to a hospital, he didn`t even have any bruises. The man should have been sent to a psychologist; I`m sure this incident will traumatize him for the rest of his life.

The man wasn`t named in any of the articles I read, I guess the reporters wanted to spare him any more embarrassment.

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