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Published:July 1st, 2010 10:52 EST

Mayor's Pants Fall Off As He Is Speaking To School Kids

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The lord mayor of Leicester, England, has lost so much weight his pants fell down during an educational event for schoolchildren, attendees said.

Colin Hall was at a library in Leicester to participate in a Summer Showcase organized by a network of teachers to promote a better understanding of global perspectives when, upon standing to say thanks, his beltless trouser fell down, the BBC reported Wednesday."


To quote General Platt: Lord Mayor you look like a fool with your pants on the ground.

I can`t remeber the last time I wore dress pants without wearing a belt. The Lord Mayor`s wardrobe malfunction would never have occured, if the idiot has simply remembered to wear a belt.

The Lord Mayor lost a lot of weight, but it looks like he lost his mind as well. No dude should ever leave home without wearing a belt.

The British are renowned for keeping a stiff upper lip in even the most trying and embarassing situations, I bet the Lord Mayor kept his composure.

The Lord Mayor has been humiliated, but he shouldn`t escape punishment. He should be forced to listen to General Platt`s "Pants On The Ground" a hundred and one times.

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