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Published:August 14th, 2010 10:35 EST
bank robber

Most Stupid Bank Robber In The World?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said a man accused of robbing a bank was easy to catch due to his alleged getaway vehicle -- a white pickup truck with lightning bolt designs.

bank robberZephyrhills Police said the suspect handed a Center State Bank teller a note demanding money at 11:44 a.m. Wednesday and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash, the St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported Thursday."- UPI

A successful bank robber must have a nondescript appearance, and he must easily blend in with the crowd once he makes his escape.

Only a brain-dead bandit would use an outlandish disguise. A bank robber with a cute moniker like "the diaper head bandit" will soon be caught.

A bank robber`s getaway vehicle must be inconspicuous, only an oxygen thief would flee a bank in a pickup truck with lightning bolt designs.

Needless to say this sorry excuse for a human being was quicly apprehended, and I hope he rots in prison.

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