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Published:August 25th, 2010 18:39 EST

Video: Humongous Chinese Baby Internet Star

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A 10-month-old boy has been named the `Michelin baby` after ballooning to the weight of a six-year-old, Chinese state media has reported.

babyHis mother, Cheng Qingyu, has said he is fed only with her breast milk." Read more

It`s hard to believe the mother`s claim that her giant baby is fed only with her breast milk. Even if the mom`s breasts were the size of Pamela Anderson`s they wouldn`t be big enough to sate the appetite of her little monster. By the way the mother`s boobs resemble mosquito bites, and they don`t look like they could hold enough milk to keep her ravenous beast happy for more than a couple of minutes.

Either the mom is feeding her baby the Chinese equivalent of Ding Dongs and Cheetos or she`s on steroids. There is no other explanation for the likes of the Michelin baby.

Some may find this baby adorable (I don`t), but in a few years he will treated like a circus freak whenever he makes an appearance in public.

A more appropriated name for this baby is Jupiter, because his head is as huge as the largest planet in our solar system.

Jupiter needs to be put on a diet immediately! I volunteer to take care of him for a month, believe me I`ll make him lose weight!


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