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Published:December 30th, 2008 19:13 EST
Britney Spears

Britney Spears New Year's Resolution: Don't Bite My Nails

By Robert Paul Reyes

It`s that nervewracking time of the year when we make up our list of New Year`s resolutions. We conveniently forget that we didn`t keep last year`s list as we optimistically pledge to follow through this year.

Britney Spears

And individual`s resolutions tells a lot about his character, if you swear to lose weight, dress more fashionably and get a promotion, you might be a bit self-centered.

There`s a hundred and one ways in which Britney Spears could improve herself, what do you think was at the top of her list of New Year`s resolutions?

*Wear panties on a regular basis

*Bond with my children

*Give up booze

*Learn how to sing

*Learn how to act

At the top of the pop tart`s list is: Don`t chew my nails

"People across the globe are busy writing down their resolutions for 2009 - even Hollywood stars like Britney Spears!

Pop princess Britney has revealed that she aims to stop biting her fingernails! According to online music service Contact Music Spears hopes 2009 will be the year that she breaks her awful habit: "Next year I have to learn to stop biting my nails!"

Britney dear, folks are going to notice your lack of underwear, bloodshot eyes and bald head, long before they notice that you chew your nails. Your penchant for chewing your nails is the least of your problems; I`d suggest that regaining your mental stability should be your first priority.