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Published:March 16th, 2009 15:58 EST
Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Pics For Sale On eBay

Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Pics For Sale On eBay

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Anthony Pernicka, a 26-year-old Tampa man who attended Sunday`s Britney Spears concert, is selling three photos of her wardrobe malfunction on eBay for $1,000 so he can take care of his sick cat."

Anthony attended the concert in Tampa where Spears had a well choreographed wardrobe malfunction. "My p---- was hanging out!" Spears yelled to the crowd, the pop diva wanted to make sure that everyone was aware of her "accidental" exposure.

I wonder if Spears will be as excited when she finally delivers a pitch-perfect performance: Hey y`all, I really did a good job on that song!

Anthony may be a bit too optimistic, his photos of Spears won`t fetch more than a few bucks. Images of the pop tart flashing her vagina are a dime a dozen, they are all over the Web.

Anthony`s cat, Rocky, needs more than $2,000 worth of work at the vet. Anthony is not even going to raise enough money for poor Rocky to get his nails clipped.

I`m proud of myself, I was able to restrain myself from including any pussycat jokes.