April 11th, 2009 12:52 EST
Pot-Smoking Fans Make Britney Spears Go Bonkers
"The new and improved Britney Spears apparently isn`t a fan of cigarette smoke - or any other kind of smoke, for that matter - while she`s performing.
The 27-year-old pop star left the stage for about 30 minutes during a concert in Vancouver on Wednesday night, apparently because of smoke in the audience.
After she returned and ended the show, Spears - who has been to rehab and is on the comeback trail after a long stretch of troubles - told the crowd, `Don`t smoke weed.`" The Associated Press
Where there`s smoke there`s fire, and this weird episode is proof positive that Britney Spears is still bonkers.
Britney frequents nightclubs where the smoke is thicker than fog, why would she all of a sudden freak out because the arena was full of smoke? Britney fuming about smoke in the arena is like Roseanne Barr complaining that there`s too much food at the buffet table. And Spears admonishing people not to smoke weed is like Lindsay Lohan advising young girls not to dress like sluts.
I don`t blame the fans for smoking weed at Britney`s concert, the only way you can enjoy her performance is by being higher than a kite. Nobody in his right mind will watch a Brady Bunch episode without smoking grass, and nobody will attend a Britney concert without being high on weed or something much stronger.
I hope the Toxic singer will smoke a joint, chill out, and not have any more crazy interruptions during her performances.