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Published:April 11th, 2009 12:33 EST
Topless Amy Winehouse Wreaks Havoc

Topless Amy Winehouse Wreaks Havoc

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse has left holidaymakers in the Caribbean fuming by stripping off in open at a hotel beach where she is staying.

The singer returned to St. Lucia April 3, just 33 days after leaving the island following an extended sunshine break.

And she has now angered locals and tourists by flashing flesh at the Cotton Bay Village Hotel, after being reportedly told she couldn`t sunbathe topless on the beach, reports

"She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn`t tell what she was saying - it didn`t make a bit of sense," the source added."

Why are celebrities who engage in criminal or psychotic behavior always labeled as "troubled"? Amy Winehouse isn`t troubled, she`s an out-of-control freak. Britney Spears isn`t troubled, she`s a Looney Tunes skank. Lindsay Lohan isn`t troubled she`s a druggie with issues.

Celebrities like Amy Winehouse and Paris Hilton are so accustomed to having their way, than when someone tells them no they have a tantrum.

A topless Amy Winehouse running with her arms flailing about is an excellent premise for a horror flick: The Attack Of The Bee-Hived Crack Smoking Monster!

I`m not surprised nobody could understand what Winehouse was saying, she`s so drug-addled she rarely makes any sense.

Americans have Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to entertain us with their crazy antics, I`m glad the Brits have Amy Winehouse for their amusement.