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Published:April 28th, 2009 12:53 EST

Paris Hilton Rolling Out Her Ninth Perfume

By Robert Paul Reyes

  

"Paris Hilton is preparing to roll out her ninth perfume next month, and her `fragrance empire` rakes in an estimated $200 million a year. And if you`re thinking that having nine different perfumes on the market might mean she`s totally saturated the market, well, think again. She just signed a new five-year contract with the fragrance giant Parlux, and should have a total of 13 perfumes on the market by 2014. Unless Mother Nature intervenes and we all get swine flu and all die, of course." http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/5520

Paris Hilton has failed spectacularly as an actress and singer, and she`s enjoyed only middling success as a reality TV star. But the pop diva has enjoyed unbelievable success selling her name and image -- any product bearing her name will sell extremely well.

I can understand if a person of good character, talent and accomplishment is successful as a commercial spokesperson. But why on Earth would anyone want to buy merchandize bearing the name of a blithering idiot who doesn`t possess any of these traits?

Paris Hilton is the most insubstantial celebrity in the history of Western Civilization, to capture her true essence a bottle of her perfume should be filled with nothing but air.

A word to the wise: Dudes, if discover that your girlfriend sprays on any of Paris Hilton`s perfumes, Dump her!