June 10th, 2009 14:45 EST
Paris Hilton Gives Susan Boyle Tips On How She Can Be Hot
"Susan Boyle may have conquered YouTube, along with almost every act on Britain`s Got Talent, but the 48-year old singer has a long way to go.
At least in the attention-starved eyes of Paris Hilton.
`I think Susan has an amazing voice.` Hilton told Extra when asked about the woman that`s a billion times more popular than she is. `But she needs to work on the pose... I think she should come up with something new... since she`s such a huge celebrity now... I suggest getting a stylist. She could look really hot if she just wore some pretty dresses.`"
After being released from a mental institution Susan Boyle needs the support of her family and friends, counseling from psychologists, and some peace and quiet.
The last thing Boyle needs is advice from Paris Hilton, why accept tips from a celeb who has failed as a singer and as an actress?
Hilton`s advice is facile and idiotic -- if Boyle had a make-over by the most famous fashion designers in the world it would still leave her well short of looking hot. Paris Hilton will never be a great actress, Britney Spears will never be mistaken for Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, and Susan Boyle will never be hot.
Susan Boyle`s videos haven`t been viewed over 200 million times because she`s hot; we are fascinated with the "Britain`s Got Talent" contestant because her powerful voice renders her dowdy appearance irrelevant.
Susan Boyle will never be able to master a "come hither" sexy pose. Paris Hilton is clueless and she should content herself with giving her skanky friends advice on how to achieve the perfect cameltoe.