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Published:June 29th, 2009 13:11 EST
Britney Spears Not Dead: Hacker Left False Message On Her Twitter Account

Britney Spears Not Dead: Hacker Left False Message On Her Twitter Account

By Robert Paul Reyes

"After a series of tragic celebrity deaths this week - including Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon - it was perhaps more shocking for Britney Spears fans to read the following Tweet on her account tonight, accompanied by a Twitpic of a cross: Britney has passed today. It is a sad day for everyone. More news to come."

The message was bogus, the pop tart`s Twitter account was hacked. But it wouldn`t be surprising if Britney Spears is the next celebrity to bite the dust.

Michael Jackson was surrounded all his life by enablers, leeches, and poseurs who cared only about how much money they could squeeze out of the King of Pop. Nobody had the courage or compassion to tell Jackson "NO".

Britney Spears finds herself in the same situation, the pop diva`s life is out of control and she needs to find someone who will have her best interests at heart. Britney needs to hire a personal assistant or a counselor who will lay down the law:

Britney put on some drawers before you go out that door!

Britney don`t you dare put on that slutty outfit!

Britney don`t smoke when you are playing with your children!

Britney don`t you dare have another "accidental" wardrobe malfunction during a concert!

Britney don`t ever again bring another dude home whose name you don`t even know.

Britney flush that cocaine down the toilet right now!

Several celebrities have had their Twitter accounts hacked, we shouldn`t accept as Gospel everything that we read on Twitter.

I`m relieved that Britney Spears isn`t dead; I hope that she will be able to turn her life around so she doesn`t end up like the King of Pop.