July 19th, 2009 11:04 EST
Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Likes To Shock People
"Lindsay Lohan, who is a natural redhead, regularly changes her hair colour.
`It`s something I like to do,` she tells OK! `I like to shock people.`" [ Now Magazine ]
Lindsay Lohan: I like to shock people
That`s the most amazing and unbelievable headline so far this year. It`s right up there with these gems:
Amy Winehouse: I like to drink and take drugs
Oprah Winfrey: I like to eat bon bons
Richard Simmons: I`m gay
Paris Hilton: I like to act skanky
Lindsay Lohan looks sweet and innocent with her freckles and her naturally red locks. I wish she wouldn`t dye her hair blond and cover up her freckles.
But I guess "sweet and innocent" doesn`t attract any paparazzi, and it doesn`t make any magazine covers.
If Lindsay Lohan really wants to shock people, she should give up the booze and drugs and dedicate herself to making good movies.