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Published:July 30th, 2009 11:50 EST
Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid Of Madonna's Arms

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid Of Madonna's Arms

By Robert Paul Reyes

Madonna or Madge as she is known now that she`s a bit older looks marvelous for her age, as long as she keeps her arms covered.

Recent images of the ageing superstar showing off her dreadful arms have scared the bejesus out of hardened paparazzi, and have caused children to run away in panic.

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, gentle readers you be the judge. Take a gander at Madonna`s skinny arms with protruding veins, and you tell me if you wouldn`t rather shake hands with Freddy Krueger. Just google: Madonna`s arms.

Madonna looks like an anorexic weightlifter, if such an ungodly monstrosity can be possible.

Madonna needs to spend less time in the gym, and more time with all those kids she`s adopted.