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Published:September 27th, 2009 10:51 EST
Video: 2006 Performance By A Normal-Looking Lady Gaga

Video: 2006 Performance By A Normal-Looking Lady Gaga

By Robert Paul Reyes

This is a video of Lady Gaga performing "Hollywood" at the "Bitter End" in January of 2006. Witness Stefani Germanotta before she became "Lady Gaga": A pantless blond drag queen of dubious gender identity.

Evidently Lady Gaga has been seeking "The Fame" for a long time, in this vintage performance she yearns for the Hollywood lifestyle.

I can understand why Lady Gaga dyed her hair blond, as a brunette she bears an uncanny resemblance to Amy Winehouse. There is no way that Lady Gaga could have achieved the heights of fame looking like a drug-addled train wreck.

I also see why Lady Gaga got rid of her normal looking clothes, and raided a drag queen`s closet. There is absolutely no way that the controversial singer could have made it on talent alone.

It took years for Lady Gaga to achieve "The Fame", let`s hope it`s off the 15-minute variety.

It took years for Lady Gaga to achieve "The Fame", let`s hope it`s off the 15-minute variety.