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Published:October 13th, 2009 16:45 EST
Lindsay Lohan Crazy In Love With Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Crazy In Love With Samantha Ronson

By Robert Paul Reyes

"@samantharonson doesn`t respond 2me b/c her family will cut her off if she contacts me...They control the one I love & im incapable of making any sort of difference. I`m in love with her, as she is in love with me....but her loved ones-hate her brilliance & resent her happiness." Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is always complaining that the press won`t leave her alone, and that they are always prying into her private life. But then the clueless bimbo spills the most intimate details of her personal relationships on Twitter.

Samantha Ronson has kicked Lindsay Lohan to the curb countless times, but the Mean Girls actress always comes crawling back to her girlfriend. Lindsay my dear, there are other fish in the sea. There must be a girl or a boy who will accept you for what you are: A mean, drug-addled, self-obsessed, and talentless skank.

Lindsay, have you considered that maybe, just maybe, Ronson`s loved ones want to save her from you?

Enough with the Twitter histrionics! Go to rehab, and maybe when you are released you will be tweeting about your new acting projects and not about your personal life.