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Published:November 7th, 2009 12:50 EST
Like A Bad Boob Job Leaking Silicon, Carrie Prejean's Sex Tape Will Leak Online

Like A Bad Boob Job Leaking Silicon, Carrie Prejean's Sex Tape Will Leak Online

By Robert Paul Reyes

Carrie Prejean has accomplished the seemingly impossible: Male homosexuals who`ve never seen a straight p*rn movie, are dying to see the video of the born again hypocrite pleasuring herself.
 
TMZ.Com which doesn`t exactly have a reputation for journalistic excellence refuses to provide a link to the erotic video, it`s just too explicit.
 
But fans of p*rn shouldn`t despair, like a bad boob job leaking silicon, the p*rn flick will surface somewhere on the Web. We will get our chance to see Prejean as only her gynecologist and her lovers have seen her.
 
Even atheists and  followers of faiths other than Christianity will exclaim "Jesus" when witnessing Prejean in all her glory. Maybe Prejean really is an effective evangelist for her faith.
 
It`s appropriate that Prejean`s sex tape is a solo effort, the beauty queen only cares about herself. Prejean refused to fulfill her obligations to the Miss California Pageant, because they interfered with her own dreams and ambtions.
 
Dear Carrie: This godless liberal is dying to see your sex tape, we hope there will be more to come.

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