November 13th, 2009 15:29 EST
Top Ten Career Options For Carrie Prejean
Now that Carrie Prejean has been exposed as a hypocrite with fake boob and fake morals, she doesn`t have much of a future as an inspirational speaker in the evangelical circuit.
What can the vapid vixen do with the rest of her life? Here are my top ten suggestions:
*Advocate For Masturbation
Prejean can urge young people to have solo sex instead of engaging in sexual intercourse.
*Reality TV star.
Reality TV is a haven for has-been celebs, and disgraced entertainers. Prejean`s reality show may have to find a home on HBO or Showtime, considering that the beauty queen has a penchant for pleasuring herself.
Now that coke head Billy Mays is dead, the ranks of pitchmen is sorely in need of another person of dubious virtue to take his place.
Carrie Does Cleveland?
*Receptionist For Plastic Surgeon
Prejean wouldn`t have to learn how to type or answer the phone. All Prejean has to do is wear relevealing tops to advertise her employer`s product.
Prejean can bring in the bucks by hawking prayer cloths and solo sex tapes.
*Girls Gone Wild Star
Prejean can always claim that the tapes were filmed when she was only 17.
*Spokesperson For Purell
"Ladies, no matter where your fingers have been (giggle giggle) Purell gets them clean!"
After all the Bible doesn`t say a Christian can`t be an exotic dancer.
*A Crash Test Dummy