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Published:November 17th, 2009 14:21 EST
Britney Spears iPhone App: Sign Of The End Times

Britney Spears iPhone App: Sign Of The End Times

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Britney Spears is getting up close and personal with her fans through the just-launched iPhone and iPod Touch app `It`s Britney!`

The app, available in the iTunes App Store for $1.99, has seven features, including messages from Britney, news from the singer, photo galleries, a frequently updated home screen and Twitter updates. There`s also a sparkler feature, so fans can hold up their phones at her shows and dazzle the pop star."

I don`t expect women that I date to be intellectuals, but if I find out that they have the "It`s Britney!" app on their iPhone, I will never go out with them again.

If I secretly check out what`s on my honey bun`s cell phone, and I find out that she`s made multiple calls to a sex club, I can live with that. But if discover she`s got the Britney app: Hasta la vista sweetheart!

Britney Spears is a no-talent gazillionaire, she doesn`t need or deserve your hard-earned bucks. Get real people, don`t buy her app!