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Published:January 10th, 2010 12:23 EST
Amy Winehouse: Catwoman?

Amy Winehouse: Catwoman?

By Robert Paul Reyes

When I think of Amy Winehouse the following phrases come to mind: Troubled singer! Crackhead! Drunkard! Barhopping skank!

One phrase that doesn`t come to mind is "cat lady". The typical cat lady is in her 80`s and she spends her day petting her cat, knitting socks, and taking medications.

It turns out that on top of being a crackhead, a drunkard, an a sloppy skank, Winehouse is also a cat lady.

"Singer Amy Winehouse is gaining a reputation, and it`s not for drugs or fights with on-again-off-again ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil. After adopting her 11th cat, she`s earned herself the new nickname of Catwoman. A source told the UK Sun: `She loves cats but doesn`t know when to stop. Controlling that many is proving a disaster. Her friends are calling her Catwoman now because they`re everywhere.`"

Amy Winehouse is emotionally and intellectually incapable of taking care of a batch of Sea Monkeys, someone should report the crazy chanteuse to the Humane Society. Those poor cats should be taken away from her immediately, there is no way on Earth that she`s taking good care of them. Amy Winehouse is out of her mind half the time, the kittens are probably using her unkempt hair as a litter box.

Girlfriend, please give up the drugs, booze, and the cats, and finish working on your new album.

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