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Published:January 23rd, 2010 10:51 EST
Carrie Prejean 2010 Nip Slip: Thanks This Godless Liberal Loves It!

Carrie Prejean 2010 Nip Slip: Thanks This Godless Liberal Loves It!

By Robert Paul Reyes

God-fearing beauty queen Carrie Prejean had a very tumultous 2009, her crusade in favor of opposite marriage and against same-sex marriage was derailed by revelations that she was the most heinous born again skank in recorded history.

Has the born again hottie been keeping a low profile, fasting and praying, since she was exposed as a hypocrite? Not exactly! Carrie`s been avoiding the press because she has a bit of trouble stringing two sentences together. But the holy terror has been publicly cavorting with her boyfriend in a bid to attract the attention of the paparazzi.

Carrie claims her body is the temple of the Holy Ghost, and apparently she wants everyone to worship her well-toned physique.

Carrie`s itsy bitsy bikini top didn`t always cover her nipples as she made out with her boyfriend on the beach. The conservative darling provided the press with many pics that won`t be published by her church Sunday bulletin.

I should`t be so critical of Prejean, it must have been that diabolical wind that exposed her holy nipples.

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